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[Col Freeper]

[stephenjohnbanker]

Will do!

[Darksheare]

Great, I read that in the voice of Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China.
*facepalm*

[moose07]

[Darksheare]

A giant backscratcher that means you’re really serious.
It permanently stops all itches it encounters.

[Tax-chick]

We have a Lego thing that looks a lot like that.

[moose07]

They work down to several feet.
There is no hiding from Aardvark....

[Darksheare]

Say, are you there?

[Darksheare]

The Vark knows ALL!
*digdigdigdig!*

[Darksheare]

No matter if you play dead, I am very patient.
Why, I might even move a certain thread series here to await your input.

[moose07]

Whist we await the return of Mr Mason:

The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah”, not a single one could shout “Lorry”

[Darksheare]

LOL!
And crows also have differing regional dialects.
Vacationing crows likely all went “what?” when speaking to the local crows.

[moose07]

The Crows at Membury services are experts at undoing the tarps on the back of trucks.
They will find food in Motorbike topboxes.

Have you encountered the Kia ,in your travels, Darks?

[moose07]

Kea.

[Darksheare]

We had a crow at my job that would follow people around and laugh at them.
Don’t know what happened to him, haven’t seen him in about a year.

[moose07]

[Darksheare]

Whoa, haven’t seen one of those in quite some time.
Used to be such a beast out near Bradner Ohio.
Non-functional, but it was there!

And yes, this could be a possible home for us.

[moose07]

This is just up the road from me:

[Darksheare]

I like how some drivers take it as a personal challenge to ignore such signs.

[Darksheare]

http://11foot8.com/