[right way right]

I had a little female pitt that ate a pair of nylons and passed them painfully as I stepped on the end that had started to hang out.
Man, that was one happy dog after they were out.

[Ditter]

I had a dog that ate a red balloon. Imagine my horror when it came out partially inflated.

[Daffynition]

Talk about unconditional love for a dog! We have a winner!