[Steve_Seattle]

"What any sane person would do is tell the owner, “Either they leave or I leave, and I am not returning.”"

To me, that's close to the perfect response. If management won't protect customers from harassment, they don't deserve your business - ever.

[Kickass Conservative]

Order Beer and an Egg and Chorizo Burrito smothered in Pepper Jack Cheese.

When the meal is “processed”, stand up, turn around and let them have it in the Face.