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Houston woman marries herself in elaborate ceremony
San Antonio Express News ^
| 01/26/2015
| Craig Hlavaty
Posted on 01/26/2015 2:17:07 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
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Comment #21 Removed by Moderator
To: Fightin Whitey
You might even say she’s beside herself.
Anyone remember Woody Woodbury on how to romance a fat woman?
You need a piece of chalk to mark where you’ve left off.
;^)
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posted on
01/26/2015 2:32:08 PM PST
by
elcid1970
("I: am a radicalized infidel.")
To: Responsibility2nd
...talk about unjustified narcissism...
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posted on
01/26/2015 2:33:58 PM PST
by
AbnSarge
To: Responsibility2nd
“She’s attractive, works hard, is world wide...” Said John Guess Jr. ( Presided over ceremony )
This has got to be a put on...right?
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posted on
01/26/2015 2:36:09 PM PST
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Responsibility2nd
Looks like she has been eating her husband’s portion too, with no husband.
To: Responsibility2nd
So now she can...consummate the marriage with...herself with a clear conscience.
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posted on
01/26/2015 2:37:47 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
To: Responsibility2nd
You think this is bad,
wait till three months from now when she files for divorce.
That will be interesting.
To: Responsibility2nd
What I want to know is, when she dies does she get survivor benefits from SS? I already know she’ll still be voting.
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posted on
01/26/2015 2:46:21 PM PST
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Responsibility2nd
More than likely, what she really married was the Energizer Bunny.
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posted on
01/26/2015 2:46:30 PM PST
by
Disambiguator
(Je suis ein Berliner.)
To: elcid1970; F15Eagle
Though I heard the honeymoon was in fact pretty conventional.
Shopping, great Asian food, a little sun in Dubai, and long romantic evenings making love to her better half.
To: Responsibility2nd
I wonder if she can deduct herself?
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posted on
01/26/2015 2:52:51 PM PST
by
LS
('Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually.' Hendrix)
To: Responsibility2nd
i know someone who, when she turned forty and was still not married, threw a big birthday celebration for herself... she figured since she was not likely to ever have the big wedding, she would have a big birthday bash... no ceremony... just reception and dance...
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posted on
01/26/2015 2:53:00 PM PST
by
latina4dubya
(wheni have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: Covenantor
What the hell is “world wide”?
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posted on
01/26/2015 2:53:39 PM PST
by
day10
(You'll get nothing and like it!)
To: Disambiguator
She married herself. But I suspect she is already cheating.
With BOB.
(Battery Operated Boyfriend)
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posted on
01/26/2015 2:58:39 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(See Ya On The Road; Al Baby's Mom!)
To: day10
What the hell is “world wide”?
_____________________________________________
Look at her picture. If she isn’t the perfect definition of “world wide”, then I don’t know what is.
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posted on
01/26/2015 3:00:24 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(See Ya On The Road; Al Baby's Mom!)
To: Responsibility2nd
One time I sued myself and lost everything!
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posted on
01/26/2015 3:06:14 PM PST
by
4yearlurker
(Some people say that experts agree!!)
To: Responsibility2nd
She’ll lose B.O.B. in the Divorce.
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posted on
01/26/2015 3:06:54 PM PST
by
corbe
(mystified)
To: Responsibility2nd
People need to have elaborate dances again. Or debutante balls. Might save us from this silliness.
To: 4yearlurker
Well I started out with Nothing.
And I still have plenty of it.
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posted on
01/26/2015 3:08:52 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(See Ya On The Road; Al Baby's Mom!)
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