"Captain, does it ever end?"
she also looked like a white chick...
The contestant from Rigel 4 is the one who was REALLY ripped off. She was disqualified because of outdated and discriminatory rules that ban Helium-gas-based life forms from the Miss Universe pageant.
The judges are ALL a bunch of bigoted haters...
Amazing they were able to find so many beautiful young ladies who weren’t all visibly tatted up.
If Miss Colombia needs refuge my house is available!
If Miss Colombia needs refuge my house is available!
Let me choose! Let me choose! In a month or two I will give you the indisputable winner, short hair, no hair, long hair no matter what!
"Captain, does it ever end?"
Who was she striking?
I bet she lost the contest because of the violence.
Oh wait....that would be racist.
I like the looks of Miss Columbia better. In fact a few others look better to me.
Oh, c’mon. These pageants are always rigged.
I remember the Miss America pageants when I was young and there would always be Miss New York or Miss New Jersey with a hooked nose, a thick accent and no personality would finish second or third every year when she clearly wasn’t that hot.
Only later did I figure out this was probably The Mob’s candidate and this was the promoter’s way of making them happy and keeping his legs safe.
Judging from the pics, I would have voted for Miss Australia. Miss Lithuania is a stunner too.
I dont see what the issue is here, I found miss Columbia FAR prettier, and thought 5th was about right for Miss Jamaica who I personally dont find very attractive.
TV announcer: “Welcome back to The Miss Universe Pageant. And now we continue with our Parade of Nations. Miss Finland.”
HARRY: “Well, they only have contestants from Earth. I think this pageant is fixed.”
DICK: “These women should be enormous. Miss Universe should have her own gravitational pull.”
TOMMY: “I think I’m feeling it.”
HARRY: “My primary goal is to meet Miss Finland. I will meet Miss Finland. I deserve to meet Miss Finland.”
- “3rd Rock From the Sun”
The wife watched this last night. I entered the viewing party just before the final fifteen. We both thought Miss Jamaica was middle of the pack. She has some really attractive features, but the total package fell short. Columbia was a reasonable choice, though as always I felt some better choices didn’t make the cut
Based on the pic in the article, neither Miss Jamaica nor Miss Colombia look attractive at all - skinny and pouty, both of them. I see better looking women in the supermarket every day. And what’s with the lip-smooching? A nod to gay rights?
“There’s something missing, something wrong...it’s like a pretty girl with short hair.”
Yes, she’s lovely, and the hairdo is extremely flattering.
She could have mentioned that Jamaica has given us Father Richard Ho Lung and the Missionaries of the Poor religious order. Father Ho Lung is a native-born Jamaican of Chinese ethnicity. The co-founder of the MOP, Father Brian Kerr, is a Jamaican of African ancestry.