[Brother Cracker]

[Dilbert San Diego]

Pinkler is apparently the German word for Tinkler???

[ChildOfThe60s]

The tenant didn’t clean the floor, so it got damaged. Doesn’t matter what his peeing position was. It’s irrelevant. It’s his responsibility to maintain the premises. He should pay for fixing the floor.

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

"German judge: Man can't be fined for peeing standing up"

Well, I'm glad we cleared that up.

What is this world coming to? What? Good grief.

[offwhite]

Two men are pissing off a bridge.
The first man says, "Damn, this water's cold!"
The second one just nods and says, "Deep too."

[jjsheridan5]

""Anyone who still practices this formerly dominant custom ..."

So the custom is no longer dominant. Good to know. My conscience is even clearer than it otherwise would be.

[snooter55]

Off topic a little, but not really . . . I had a wonderful, faithful, protective, SMART & loyal Sheltie a few years ago ( “Flash” ). After rigorous potty/house training as a pup , she began barking and raisin’ all kinds of hell every time she wondered into the bathroom as I was “recluberating my plubis” ( takin’ a leak ) standing up. Later after MUCH hellraisin’, it came to me that Flash was training ME not to tinkle in the house. As long as she lived ( about 11 years ) , I had to pee sitting down or face her music ! ! I sure do love and miss her - she was a good girl !

Snoot ;o)

[ansel12]

I remember when they were putting carpet in bathrooms, it is disgusting when you see a bathroom today that still has 1970s carpeting in it.

[Gamecock]

There’s too much urinary freedom in this society.

[Wuli]

I am leading an American movement to make urinals, in addition to the standard toilet, standard features in bathrooms in American residences.

It is not men who need to change their custom of standing when peeing, but builders of housing that need to change their custom of not installing urinals in bathrooms.

If urinals were not better, and cleaner, with respect to men peeing, they would not exist. But they do exist because they meet the standard that meets the most convenient way for men to pee - standing up, and it meets that standard with a device that makes the process cleaner.

Urinals should be in bathrooms in every residence. No where should men be expected to change their custom because the proper facilities for men have not been provided.

[Svartalfiar]

A German judge ruled a tenant can't be held responsible for floor damage resulting from urinating while in the standing position.

Well, duh. He should've just said is was due to urinating on the floor. Whether he sits or stands is irrelevant to the damage, but apparently relevant to the legality. But if he only mentioned the peeing on the floor, the judge wouldn't have had to rule on the standing part.