Okay, they didn't need to cheat. So, why did they?
Locker Room at halftime: "We are down by 10 points and the Patriots are screwing around with the ball inflation. We told the refs and that's the last we heard but I'm sure that the Pats will be straight up by-the-book for the rest of the game."
LaGarette Blount greased his uniform with vegetable oil so the Colts couldn’t tackle him....
Julian Edelman’s uniform was covered with tiny mirrors that acted as an invisibility cloak....
And Tom Brady actually had a bionic arm attached at halftime which gave him 25% more accuracy on all throws in the 2nd half....