[FamiliarFace]

Not sure if I’m pulling for either team. I’ll probably play cards while the game is on in the background.

I don’t expect there to be any cheating, since there will be a microscope up the butt of each team after this. Then again, I don’t trust the Deflatriots. I wonder if they cheat in part because it’s a thrill, just like it is for some shoplifters to steal.

[Gargantua]

As is widely known, "Spygate" wasn't the Patriots getting caught doing something no-one else was doing. "Spygate" was Belicheck's punishment for putting his camera guy out in the open! (While all the other teams keep theirs up in the stands or in a team luxury box.)

If that's "cheating" to you, go for it. Usually, "cheating" implies "so as to obtain an unfair advantage." Never happened. Genius.