[Hatteras]

"He’s probably lucky it was standard tractor trailers."

He's probably lucky he didn't hit the snooze one more time this morning...
He's probably lucky he had to stop for that school bus a few miles back...
He's probably lucky that black ice wasn't a mile further up on the turn...
He's probably lucky he wasn't driving a Yugo...

He's definitely probably lucky... :-)

"Thank God that I'm still alive. Now I've got to go figure out why."

He's on the right track. Use your power for good, not evil, young man.

[Vigilanteman]

After 30 minutes of being trapped inside, Whitby was freed and managed to walk away with just a bruise and a few scratches . . . Whitby says he helped other drivers involved in the 26 car pileup before heading home to his pregnant wife and their 2-year-old son.

Sounds like he is off to a great start. I'm sure someone had to give him a lift home as his vehicle most likely made a one-way trip to the scrap metal yard.