Consider the fireworks from the muzzies when the Nuge lets go on the stage........
The Saturday Night Live version of this insanity should be Taylor performing a Jihadist version of Puff the Magic Muhammad. Some of the verses are already coming to me “Puff the Magic Muhammad lived with little girls”, “Little Johnny Kerry always makes me hurl”....give me a day or 2, it will be great.
Too bad Mr. Rogers isn't around anymore.
It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...
It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
A neighborly day for a beauty.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...
I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.
Since we're together we might as well say:
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please,
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my neighbor?