Wow. I am really envious of your beeber-like device.
Behind the Scenes of a Zot:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1674019/posts
That was one of the best ever.
I had another name here for a couple of years or so, going back to '97 (I think, if I am remembering this right, for I was using a beta version of WIN 98 in '97 when first accessing FR) ..but then lost access to an email account where I kept the password stashed (which I would copy/paste from, since in the old days a person could not change their password).
Oh well.
The other name was too much of a clue as to my identity anyway, so this stoopid handle I've been using at least leaves few bread crumbs by which I could be tracked/traced by amateurs.