How many authors contributed to the mythological story of Barack Obama’s nativity?
I solved that question long ago doing rock-solid genetic research on y Amiga computing machine.
The man we know as "Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (or II)" is not, as many think, the scion of a long line of Luo involuntary personnel agents, recruiting talent for Arab enterprises. He is beyond shadow of scientific doubt,
This of course, was well known to the Bilderbergers, the Tri-Lateral Commision, NATO, and the UN. You see, if we did not accept him (in two exciting elections) as our King (or POTUS), the Louisiana Purchase would become invalid and we would have to return most of the United States to France.
I had full documentation on this and conclusive DNA, but it went down in the crash of a small commuter plane off the coast of Hawaii. I preserved my work on the Hard Drive of the Amiga and will shortly be cutting 45 RPM records for those who need a copy for their own files.