We pulled a girl out of a chimney some years ago. She was down at the step over the flue with her hands over her head. Surprisingly she still had enough blood in her arms to get the rope around her.
She asked if she was going to have to pay for this.
Honey, you are going to pay for this for the rest of your life!
I’m curious — why do people even try?
How exactly do they plan to get past the flue?