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Stuck Woman Rescued From Riverside [California] Home Fireplace Chimney
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Posted on 01/03/2015 6:36:37 PM PST by BenLurkin

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To: Jim Noble

Now now, you can’t tell just from her legs.


21 posted on 01/03/2015 7:07:16 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

That don’t look like Santa Claus to me! She’s also a few days late.


22 posted on 01/03/2015 7:12:13 PM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian ((I once was blind but now I see...))
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To: BenLurkin

They locked themselves out and figured if Santa can get down the chimney, why can’t I?

They were not aware that there was a step over the flue.


23 posted on 01/03/2015 7:14:09 PM PST by Clay Moore ("911 is for when the backhoe won't start." JRandomFreeper)
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To: elteemike

That is creepy.


24 posted on 01/03/2015 7:15:07 PM PST by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: BenLurkin

No but some do win the “Hide and seek” contest when someone finds them a few weeks/months/years later. (^;


25 posted on 01/03/2015 7:16:25 PM PST by Clay Moore ("911 is for when the backhoe won't start." JRandomFreeper)
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To: BenLurkin
You know I went and looked that up — and all my life I have been calling the damper a flue. But then, I never was the brightest crayon in the pencil shed.

LOL, I didn't mean you! I meant idiots who try to crawl down the things. Actually, I was thinking of the damper anyway, because flues come with dampers for as long as I remember.

LOL, peace out!

26 posted on 01/03/2015 7:18:57 PM PST by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: BenLurkin

It was gruesome, but true...

Whenever I think back on that death, I still get the willies...Like right now...

Hope he died quick...


27 posted on 01/03/2015 7:31:27 PM PST by elteemike (Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak!)
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To: House Atreides

“...Per FR rules I didn’t read the article before posting.”
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If them be repealed why hasn’t my Tag Line change?

Woodcrest be nice houses.


28 posted on 01/03/2015 7:33:53 PM PST by ThomasThomas (EGO venit lego tantum titulus Posteri)
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To: BenLurkin

We all just know that drugs are somehow involved in all of this.


29 posted on 01/03/2015 7:37:14 PM PST by notpoliticallycorewrecked (The more I know, the more I realize that how much more there is to learn.)
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To: elteemike

Has anybody ever ( even in a TV sitcom ) succeeded in entering a house by the chimney ?


30 posted on 01/03/2015 7:37:39 PM PST by ThomasThomas (EGO venit lego tantum titulus Posteri)
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To: BenLurkin

When she sees the bills and the loss of her home, she’ll wish that she’d stayed there and rotted.


31 posted on 01/03/2015 8:06:21 PM PST by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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To: BenLurkin

There’s a lot of it going around. Does anyone ever actually get in that way?

Santa


32 posted on 01/03/2015 10:05:39 PM PST by Figment
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To: BenLurkin

“How exactly do they plan to get past the flue?”

With a flue shot. ;)


33 posted on 01/03/2015 10:17:24 PM PST by Redcitizen (.)
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To: elteemike

Horrible story. If the building was a grocery store why didn’t anyone notice the smell of the dead body? Even if the bottom of the chimney was bricked up the smell would have been all around the building it seems to me.


34 posted on 01/04/2015 1:47:42 AM PST by Ditter
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To: elteemike
People do wierd stuff without a thought as to what could go wrong...

It is pretty much a right of passage, Most of us survive this period of our lives by the grace of God.

Nearly all of us at that age are blissfully unaware of our mortality. This fact is often utilized by generals and despots to send teenagers to war.

35 posted on 01/04/2015 9:09:12 AM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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