[Mr Ramsbotham]

1. Any Christmas song sung by a "celebrity."

2. Feliz Navidad. I hate this so much I've put together my own special version:

Phillip Navidad,
He is very bad,
Phillip Navidad,
Stole my woman and he knocked her up.

I wanna wish him a fairy Christmas!
I wanna wish him a hairy Christmas!
I wanna wish him a scary Christmas,
From the heart of my bottom!

Phillip Navidad,
Phillip Navidad .... (on and on and on, ad infinitum.)

[SeekAndFind]

RE: Phillip Navidad

We have to know who the heck he is first.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up

Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That’s why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they’re just making sure
That there’s no open bottles in my car

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That’s why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they’re just making sure
That there’s no open bottles in my car

Police roadblock
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath

Police roadblock
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That’s why they always pull me over Christmas
They’re gonna let me out on bail this Christmas
From the bottom of their hearts

Police lock me up
Police lock me up
The police lock me up
‘Cause when I blew, I blew a 2.1

[Alas Babylon!]

I thought it was “Police stop my car”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f2wyyKGN7Y

[dfwgator]

I thought it was “Police Nab Me Dad.”

[Nea Wood]

“Phillipe’s not me dad...Phillipe’s not me dad!”