[Bernard]

“These things think they live here and they actually walk in if you leave an opening,” said resident Lauren Flanigan.

The raccoons sound like illegal aliens. Lauren better watch out or one of the raccoons will take her job.

[dangus]

Why? Can they sing, “On the radio! Whoa-oh-oh-oh, on the radio!”
(Oh, that was Branigan, not Flanigan.)