Those naked fireman calendars are all about relationships. Women don’t lust, they have innate purity.
And all those nasty “Fifty Shades of Gray” and “Sleeping Beauty” novels? Clearly the poor women who author or read them are forced to do so by some evil college republican man.
Women like porn as much as men do. That’s the dirty secret.
Both sexes imagine doing it with the other.
Women don’t have a monopoly on sexual modesty or good manners.
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.