Global Warming on Free Republic
Posted on 12/17/2014 8:43:25 AM PST by Pining_4_TX
This explains halitosis?
GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!
To save the planet STOP BREATHING!!!!
I think that’s what the greenies want us all to do. Too bad they won’t volunteer to go first.
I agree. Those of us who are Height Challenged should receive a grocery bill allowance from Greenpeace and the rest of the enviro-nuts.
Global Warming on Free Republic
We’re just big catalytic converters. Up your metabolism and you’ll get a visit from the EPA.
Well Al Gore is his own massive carbon sequestration scheme, how about that. What happens when he releases the chakra? Carbon dioxide, I’ll bet.
OK. This is going to be Too Much Information, but when I’m ‘dieting’ I, um, poop more due to all of those vegetables, fruits and whole grains I’m eating.
I’m pretty sure all of my extra ‘dioxides’ are going down the crapper and are then ‘lovingly processed’ by Government Workers at the local Crap Plant who make it all clean and shiny and new again!
See? There IS a great benefit to weight loss! You get to sh*t on Government Workers!
*SNORT*
Hey, we could tell all those smug vegetarians that their diet is causing global warming, then watch their heads explode.
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