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SO WHO CAN YOU STILL JOKE ABOUT? A List of groups you can still safely make public jokes about
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| 12/16/2014
| Steven Hayward
Posted on 12/16/2014 1:41:47 PM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: humblegunner
Rednecks. Because we don't give a rat's ass.
Damn right!
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:19:18 PM PST
by
Eaker
(Radical muslims want to cut off your head. Moderate muslims want a radical muslim to cut it off .)
To: SeekAndFind
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:19:20 PM PST
by
DFG
("Dumb, Dependent, and Democrat is no way to go through life" - Louie Gohmert (R-TX))
To: WakeUpAndVote
Me too. During the Zimmerman trial, I asked a black friend at work why he never called me a Kreepy Azz Kracka. After all, it was a "term of endearment."
He got me back a few weeks later on the elevator, calling me that as the door closed. The reaction from the others on the elevator was priceless.
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:19:59 PM PST
by
Night Hides Not
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Mississippi!)
To: kosciusko51
Yeah.....
Also the one about the first Polish Telephone Co worker.
Alexander Graham Kawolski -
They told him to go out and measure the Devices that held the wires above ground.
He comes back the first day and has 2 measurements
2 the next etc..
Boss calls him in and says SKI, you are only doing 2 a day, people normally get 30 or 40.
Well Boss, I dig them up, measure them and put them back in the ground. When they are laying down I just measure to where the dirt was.
WHY go through all that, just wanted to measure them for continuity, so they all were the same..
I know but you didn’t tell me if you wanted to know how tall they were or how long, so I did it both ways.
84
posted on
12/16/2014 2:21:21 PM PST
by
xrmusn
((6/98)those who understand, no explanation needed-Those who don't none will work.)
To: kidd
No one ever really meant Polish people are stupid. I wonder how they got started anyway.
Being blonde, I am used to dumb jokes.
85
posted on
12/16/2014 2:21:31 PM PST
by
The Ghost of FReepers Past
(Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
To: right way right
What do you call Mitch McConnell and John Bohner at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start....
86
posted on
12/16/2014 2:22:20 PM PST
by
Envisioning
(My desire to be well informed is at odds with my desire to remain sane....)
To: kidd
How many Pollocks does it take to change a lightbulb?
5 - one to hold the bulb and 4 to turn the ladder.
Of course you can change that to blondes and it would get the same laugh.
87
posted on
12/16/2014 2:25:47 PM PST
by
The Ghost of FReepers Past
(Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
To: Envisioning
Sleeping with the fish’s.
Who’s next! Where’s that list of GOPe traitors!!
88
posted on
12/16/2014 2:28:24 PM PST
by
right way right
(America will reject the suck of Socialist Freedumb, one way or another.)
To: eldoradude
I take it back. There are some funny Scots jokes. lol
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:32:56 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
To: The Ghost of FReepers Past
How many GOPe members of congress does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None.
They are too cowardly and corrupt to turn it in the right direction.
90
posted on
12/16/2014 2:33:02 PM PST
by
right way right
(America will reject the suck of Socialist Freedumb, one way or another.)
To: SeekAndFind
I have lived before this crap, and i SHALL makes jokes of whomever I please!
To: SeekAndFind
A survey taker is questioning a man at the mans front door:
Surveyor: First name?
Man: Adam.
Surveyor: Wifes first name?
Man: Eve.
Hearing this, the surveyor chuckles at the coincidence and jokingly asks: You wouldnt happen to have an evil serpent living with you?
The man yells into the house: Eve honey, the man wants to talk to your mom.
92
posted on
12/16/2014 2:39:14 PM PST
by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: Sergio
93
posted on
12/16/2014 2:41:51 PM PST
by
Jagdgewehr
(It will take blood.)
To: right way right
94
posted on
12/16/2014 2:42:25 PM PST
by
The Ghost of FReepers Past
(Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
To: Sergio
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posted on
12/16/2014 2:44:07 PM PST
by
The Ghost of FReepers Past
(Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
To: The Ghost of FReepers Past
“What ever happened to pollock jokes?”
I like those flounder jokes myself.
96
posted on
12/16/2014 2:46:52 PM PST
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: nascarnation; political1
"I saw a Corvair with a Ralph Nader for president bumper sticker on it once."Oh, the irony...
97
posted on
12/16/2014 3:06:49 PM PST
by
free-in-nyc
(Freeping from the heart of the occupation)
To: kosciusko51
98
posted on
12/16/2014 3:20:10 PM PST
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: Vendome
99
posted on
12/16/2014 4:01:36 PM PST
by
Rumplemeyer
(The GOP should stand its ground - and fix Bayonets)
To: Fai Mao
Q:What’s the definition of mixed emotions?
A:Watching your ex-wife and her lawyer drive off a cliff,in your brand new car.
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posted on
12/16/2014 4:01:43 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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