Hey punk, make my day, get your picks in pronto...
and if you don't-- Well, I'll let loose my "Seinfeld" friends on ya--
No soup for you! Unless... 
you get your picks in now!
Yes, they are spectacular! But you'll never see them... 
if you don't get your picks in NOW!
Why, you ask, am I wearing the Puffy Shirt? I have to... 
until you get your picks in!!!!
Or, you could, I suppose... 
drop them off in the mail--
No! Not this time of the year! Their picks would get lost... 
in the Festivus Rush!!!!
And people wonder why... 
I never get my picks in on time--
Yeah, I've yada-yada-yadaed my picks before... 
But I got them in on time!
And I'm going to keep on... 
dancing until you all get your picks in on time!
BATTLE FOR THE #1 PICK!!! It’s a critical matchup between the Itty Bitty Titties and the Judge Advocate Generals. Unless TN gets some implants they aren’t winning this game.
Redskin, deadskin, how about no skin? They’re down to a skeleton in Washington, Eagles win.
The Boltz need to win, and they will go on the road and beat the eliminated 69ers.
My Bears last home game of the season, and they’re back on Sunday, it’s been nice having them stink up Thursday and Monday instead. I’m glad those poor fans that paid for those tickets only have to watch one more loss. The Lions are only favored by a TD? They should double that, at least.
Vikings at Dolphins, interesting matchup, meaningless game. Vikes can win this but I’ll go with the home team Tuna.
As terrible as there are here we have the Ain’ts in the driver’s seat. The last home game of the year, they’re lost 4 in a row there. They’ll beat my uncle’s Falcolns.
I hope the Jets enjoyed winning last week, it’ll be their last of the year, they’re grounded.
The Stoolers are so inconsistent, or incontinent. So are the Chiefs who beat SEA and then lost to OAK the next week. PITT needs to win, and they do, I guess.
Green Bay and Tampa Bay, well Tampa Bay is gonna turn red, red with the blood of the Lovie’s Somali Salami Smuggling Barbary Coast Bottom Boys. Whatever remains of them will get packed, and shipped.
My name is Cleveland Brown and I am here to say I have ****ing clue who’ll win this football game. http://www.random.org/coins/ 5 Liberty Head Nickels game down 3 heads to 2 Tails, Home Team Fig Newtons win it but J. Football plays better, I’m told he needs to get rid of the ball quicker.
Houston, you have a problem, you aren’t that good. Corvids win.
Rams ram Diet Manning and the Lilliputions.
No Demarco? No matter, the Colts are begging for a loss, the fans at Jerry World are begging for a home win, fly in Christie Creme for luck. Make him the new team mascot.
Oakland keep #1 pick pace with a loss to Buffalo.
The defending Champs are surging, my poor QB-less Old Chi Cardinals are gonna get bumped down into a WC spot.
Broncos beat the Bungles. Payton are you ok bro?
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