Poope scoopers in Heaven? Dogma bu no catma?
To: Keli Kilohana
I once read an essay by a priest who said he couldn't be happy without his dog, so since he'd be happy in Heaven, he knew his dog would be with him. I hope he was joking.
There is an expression, "Is the Pope Catholic," used to express certainty about something. I'm beginning to wonder about this Pope.
Back during the Papacy of Paul VI, when so many changes were introduced in the Church, the joke went around that he was hoping for an early death because he wanted to die a Catholic.
2 posted on
12/13/2014 9:39:06 AM PST by
JoeFromSidney
(Book: RESISTANCE TO TYRANNY. Available from Amazon.)
To: Keli Kilohana
People have such silly ideas about the afterlife.
best not to try and figure it out, you’ll know soon enough.
3 posted on
12/13/2014 9:44:35 AM PST by
Gasshog
(DemoKKKrats: Leaders of the Free Stuff World)
To: Keli Kilohana
4 posted on
12/13/2014 9:46:56 AM PST by
Straight Vermonter
(Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
To: Keli Kilohana
The thought of being surrounded by many of the people in the afterlife who surrounded me in life...sounds like Hell...I want to be with my cats and horses...
7 posted on
12/13/2014 9:48:15 AM PST by
Nepeta
To: Keli Kilohana
FWIW, the Church has accepted “theistic evolution” since the 1950s.
I’m not Catholic, but that’s basically what I believe myself.
To: Keli Kilohana
Adam’s and Eve’s parents were apes, eh.
I remember hearing Ben Carson debate someone on evolution. He said he had no problem if someone wanted to believe they were descended from apes or ape like because he was happy to believe he was created in the image of God.
9 posted on
12/13/2014 9:53:36 AM PST by
rey
To: Keli Kilohana
Poope scoopers in Heaven?This is bogus. It never happened.
10 posted on
12/13/2014 9:54:29 AM PST by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: Keli Kilohana
He was comforting a child. To take this at anything other than that is putting words in His Holiness’ mouth.
There couldn’t be an agenda in play or anything, right?
11 posted on
12/13/2014 9:56:50 AM PST by
Don W
(When blacks riot, neighborhoods burn. When whites riot, nations and CONTINENTS burn))
To: Keli Kilohana
By death came man, not vice versa like the Bible sez
12 posted on
12/13/2014 9:58:00 AM PST by
imardmd1
(Fiat Lux)
To: Keli Kilohana
No, cats do not go heaven... They already believe they are gods.
14 posted on
12/13/2014 10:00:31 AM PST by
aMorePerfectUnion
( "I didn't leave the Central Oligarchy Party. It left me." - Ronaldus Maximus)
To: Keli Kilohana
It is one thing for any of us to have our own personal belief and/or hope that the pets we have loved do go to heaven, but there is no basis in old or new testament scripture or Christian theology for a belief that they do.
It should be left as one of those things only G-d knows and no man can be any authority on.
It seems unseemly to me, religiously, for any Christian leader to anoint that belief with their religious authority.
17 posted on
12/13/2014 10:14:03 AM PST by
Wuli
To: Keli Kilohana
18 posted on
12/13/2014 10:19:26 AM PST by
Brother Cracker
(You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
To: Keli Kilohana
In heaven the poop comes out in little cellophane packets.
20 posted on
12/13/2014 10:23:00 AM PST by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: Keli Kilohana
23 posted on
12/13/2014 10:32:49 AM PST by
mylife
To: Keli Kilohana
Since the dogs, and every thing else in “Heaven”
eat Manna, there is no poop. Eat up!
29 posted on
12/13/2014 1:44:34 PM PST by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Keli Kilohana
Someone wake up Ratzinger. We made need to put him back in the game.
31 posted on
12/13/2014 3:39:00 PM PST by
Keli Kilohana
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