[The_Media_never_lie]

Never turn in a gun.

Quietly add it to your collection.

Daughter's call. Kindergarten teacher, not a CCWer.

[Lazamataz]

Parental Standing Order # 72: “If, my child, you find a gun, or a stack of money, or gold bars, you are to bring them to me so I can quietly add it to my belongings.”