My boy actually woke us up at 4:30 am one morning last month barking like crazy at the bedroom window - young man who was stoned out of his gourd tried to rob my truck but was so wasted he passed out in my truck - I kid you not. Turns out this guy has been robbing vehicles in my neighborhood for a couple years and when they got a search warrant for his house - they found all kinds of stolen goods there.
My boy got two cheeseburgers that evening as his reward!