Posted on 12/12/2014 11:12:42 PM PST by eastforker
I read of a guy with a huge arms collection at the end of a long drive through the woods who kept getting robbed.
It all stopped when he put the “Small Arms Fire Practice.....” sign up.
That did it for me.
I like that one!
Saw another one: “Quick way to meet the Lord? Prayer. Even quicker way? Trespass here & you’ll meet Him immediately.”
Beagles are quiet effective at cleaning up food scraps.
:)
When I told my insurance agent that we were breeding beagles, they said that Maine Mutual would no longer insure us. We had been with them for ten years. They were the ones who said they would not insure anyone if they had the three aforementioned breeds plus pit bulls and a few others.
Therefore, we switched to State Farm too. We also run a grooming business out of our house. Amica would not insure us if we had a home business.
“dog ran off into the woods. Suddenly—she heard it running back—fast! A huge bear was chasing it!”
I’ve heard that is a fairly common experience. Along with bringing the bear right back to the human!@ Glad she was able to use her First Amendment rights to protect herself. Maybe use the Second Amendment the next time!
I called 911 / I don’t own but was asked 100 times - what would I have done if I did? Answer = would’ve taken it and would’ve only cost me one to put him down, retired Army here and still practice a few times a year....
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