An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want.”
Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess and that I’ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”
I have no idea what your comment means on this thread but it is soooo true of engineers. They are so funny. They are totally WYSIWYG and they’re great at fixing electrical problems and fixing clocks. Other than that they are a mystery.
Sorry to all you engineers out there. The above comment isn’t negative. Not at all. But you’re all still a mystery.
I've heard the one where an elderly man finds the frog, and puts it in his pocket.
"Why are you doing this? Asks the frog, I said I'll do anything for you!"
At MY age I'd rather have a talking frog!