NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 15]

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[thesharkboy]

Looks like he rolled it.

Another Cam Newton turnover.

[Perdogg]

Dallas fans will have to go for( in order of importance):

1. 49ers
2. Vikings
3. Rams
4. Bills

[big'ol_freeper]

Well Bend your boys are close....but as we say in the Army,
close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and artillery fire

The Pigeons over the Jagworsts
Bender's old Texans over Seven's Traitors
Local Yokel's Loins over the Vicekings
The Green Bay Packers roll over the Bisons
The New England Patriots filet the Tunas
The Punters over the Pirates (yawn)
The Stool over the Dirty Birds
The Buzzards over the Lambs
The Fluffy Niners over the Seasnails
Sorry Bend, but the Beagles over the Cowgirls
The Mules over the Charredburgers
The Aint's over Impy's Bearlies
Bender's old Baltimore Colts over the Texians
The Bungles over the Brownstains
Even the Midgets can beat the Redspuds

Und

The Cessnas over the Tighthens

[Impy]

My OLDE Chi Red Birds have will have leftover lampchops in the fridge for the rest of the year

Bison burgers will the latest product to get packed and shipped.

Backup QB leads the Fig Newtons to victory over Lovie’s Somali salami smugglers

Andrew Luck is second behind Cutler in terms of turnovers, but they beat the Texans at home

The Crab City Corvids confound the crappy cats

Oakland keeps #1 pick pace with a loss to KC

Does Brady like tuna? It’s whats for dinner

Diet Manning picks up a victory against the the hapless Potato people, no matter which QB they start

Well, I don’t have a great luck picking Steelers or Falcons games. Stools got a big division win, Falcons gave the Packers a decent go. I’m gonna take the Falcons, time to step up and win that division.

Bungles......I ain’t picking them again. Manziel will make the Browns regret not starting him sooner.

Full Flavored Manning, gets a shock in bolt town, mark it down

Paper Planes and itty bitty titties, what a putrid matchup, Jets get a win, the titties are worse.

Seattle will embarrass the 69ers,

Lions will pick the Viqueens clean

Bendy, Anthony and your boys ball up, dig deep, wax their Irmas, and stay in the playoff race by outdueling the pedestrian Sanchize.

The Ain’ts suck but my Bears can’t stop them from scoring, no Brandon Marshall means we can’t win a shootout

AZ
GB
CAR
IND

BAL
KC
NE
NYG

ATL
CLE
SD
NYJ

SEA
DET
DAL
NOLA

[GOPsterinMA]

You said “wax their irmas”. hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

[GOPsterinMA]

WADE MILEY (CYRUS) POWER ! ! !

[lwd]

STL
PIT
GB
BAL
CLE
CAR
IND
KC
NE
NYG
DEN
NYJ
DET
SEA
DAL
CHI

[lwd]

Anderson is not a bad backup. He started and beat TB by 6 earlier this season in tampa. The vagas line has only moved a point and a half on news that Anderson will start. CAR is still favored at -3.5. That said, it could still go either way.

[Impy]

Hopefully he’ll be a good middle of the road starter for you.

His ERA is inflated from playing in Arizona, major hitters park, and a shitey team.

[campaignPete R-CT]

If DALLAS wins, they clinch the tiebreaker over GB. So, as a plan B, at 11-5:

PHIL 11-5 wins division
DAL 11-5

DET 11-5 WINS DIVISION
GB 11-5

AZ 12-4
SEA 11-5

Green Bay loses out. SEA get #5 due to CONF. DAL get #6. But this assumes ones of the DAL wins is vs. PHIL (that is a common game with GB).

If DALLAS loses to PHILLY, GB gets the tiebreaker over DALLAS. Common games would end in tie ... and GB has dominant lead in SOV.

[campaignPete R-CT]

what I just said isn’t entirely true.

It works if the 11th GB win is over BUFF (non-conf), not TB or DET.

It also works if the 11th DAL win is over WASH (conf), but not INDY (non-conf).

Either one of those ways is good enough to get DALLAS into WC over GB at 11-5.

[Rummyfan]

Week 15 already?! I finally get a kick-a** performance out of my fantasy team in Week 14, but it's too little and too late to get me into the playoffs. Fortunately I still have my Week 15 Picks for Bendy to keep me afloat! Here we go!

Week 15

Thursday, Dec. 11

Arizona Cardinals vs. St. Louis Rams, 7:25 p.m. Resurgent Rams versus the offense-less Cards. Say what you will about the Lambs, but they have one heckuva D. Rams win.

Sunday, Dec. 14

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Atlanta Falcons, 1 p.m. Which Steelers team will show up? The powerhouse that has demolished the Bengals and Colts recently. Or the one that managed to lose to the lowly Jets. With a playoff spot virtually on the line, I'm betting the powerhouse. Steelers.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m. Must-win for the Poe-Birds if they want to make the post season. If there's anything I've learned this season it's that there's no sure thing (Oakland - SF last week; Pitt - NYJ earlier, and Redskins - Cowboys earlier still). But I don't think the Ravens blow this one. Ravens.

Green Bay Packers vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m.Aaron Rodgers and the Pack roll on. Packers.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Carolina Panthers, 1 p.m. No Cam for the Panthers this week, who miraculously came alive last week to pound the Saints. But even without Mr Newton, the Panthers win.

Cincinnati Bengals vs. Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m. Who can figure out either of these teams? Bueller? Bueller? What the hey, let's go with Johnny Football making some crazy plays at home to keep the Browns season alive and totally throw the AFC North into a mathemetician's wet dream with the playoff implication permutations.

Minnesota Vikings vs. Detroit Lions, 1 p.m. Lions showed something last week. Maybe they have finally figured out how not to tank in December. Lions.

Houston Texans vs. Indianapolis Colts, 1 p.m. Luck and the Colts just have too much for the Texans to overcome, no matter what miracles JJ Watt performs. Colts.

Oakland Raiders vs. Kansas City Chiefs, 1 p.m. Raiders have used up their Cinderella games and KC will not play as poorly as they did in the teams' previous meeting. KC.

Miami Dolphins vs. New England Patriots, 1 p.m. Patriots welcome the Dolphins to the big-boy league and further dim their dying playoff hopes. Patriots.

Washington Redskins vs. New York Giants, 1 p.m. The Giants are not very good. The Deadskins are just plain awful. Giants win in one of Tom Coughlin's final games at the helm. G-Men!

Denver Broncos vs. San Diego Chargers, 4:05 p.m. Against all logic, the Chargers come up big at home. Chargers!

New York Jets vs. Tennessee Titans, 4:05 p.m.Jets have become very adept at finding ways to lose. No difference this week. Titans!

San Francisco 49ers vs. Seattle Seahawks, 4:25 p.m.A must win for the Niners but they aren't gonna get it (I think both Harbaugh and Kaepernick are in their final days in SF). Seahawks.

Dallas Cowboys vs. Philadelphia Eagles, 8:30 p.m. A tough one.... 'Boys don't have the defense Seattle does so I doubt they will hold the Eagles offense in check as the Seahawks did. They do have a power back and can stay with Philly in a shoot-out. Like the Iggles at home though.... Eagles.

Monday, Dec. 15

New Orleans Saints vs. Chicago Bears, 8:30 p.m. This must have looked like a good match-up back in August. But now it's December! No way I can take Jay Cutler over Drew Brees, no matter how inconsistent the 'Aints have been the last six weeks. And weather be damned! Saints!

[GOPsterinMA]

Just the name gives me a Tourette’s outbreak.

[lwd]

I’m pulling for your bears on MNF. I want the saints to lose so my panthers have a shot. Dirty...I know. My gut says the saints win but you never know these days.

[Perdogg]

Dallas will win. Dallas actually plays the Eagles better in Philly than they do in Dallas.

[SevenofNine]

OHHH did anybody see this

Prove a lot to me
Hootie don’t had a heart LOL!

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/bill-belichick-trolls-rob-gronkowski-over-kitten-photos/ar-BBgFqsQ

[big'ol_freeper]

I sure hope them Rams win

[campaignPete R-CT]

I am looking at the 3-way wildcard tie

DAL 11-5 8-4 CONF
GB 11-5 8-4 CONF
AZ 11-5 8-4 CONF

DAL WOULD HAVE COMMON OVER GB
AZ WOULD HAVE COMMON OVER DAL
GB WOULD EITHER HAVE COMMON OVER AZ OR TIE.

I AM SURE THIS MEANS THAT IT GOES TO S.O.V. ... AND DALLAS IS WAY BEHIND.

IF AZ GETS #5 BASED ON SOV OVER GB, DAL GETS #6 OVER GB BASED ON COMMON.
IF GB GETS #5 BASED ON SOV OVER AZ, AZ GETS #6 OVER DAL BASED ON HEAD2HEAD.

[Impy]

I’m pulling for your bears on MNF. I want the saints to lose so my panthers have a shot. Dirty...I know.

Not all, doesn't everyone do that?

The Ain'ts do suck but they're better on the road, and no Brandon Marshall for the Bears. I think the oddsmakers are right to favor the Ain'ts.

But I know they were wrong not to favor my olde Chi Redbirds! 12-6. Defense rising to sexual levels for both teams.

If the Rams had a QB this year.....

[GOPsterinMA]

Very sexual defense. I’m happy that Khent’s pick against Coach BRRRUUUUCCCCEEEE was wrong.

Speaking of QBs, who the Hell was the QB that ARZ had in the game? Their 6th stringer?

Same with the Rams; Hill is their 3rd stringer I believe.

NFC is such a powerhouse this year...and the NFC South champ may very well have 10 losses. UGH...