[C19fan]

I am outraged. When Discovery says there are mermaids they delivered mermaids. When they say a dude will do a high wire act the dude does it. So when Discovery says some crazy guy in a special suit will be eaten I expect at least the head and torso to enter the anaconda's belly.

[dainbramaged]

They needed a bigger snake to swallow that idiot.

[libstripper]

ROTFLMAO!!! The best of the tweets:

Calling it #EatenAlive is like having a show on the Food Network about cooking a turkey and all they do after 2 hours is preheat the oven.

The funniest thing about the whole fiasco is that the Discovery Channel double domes didn't realize anacondas always squeeze heir prey to death before eating it. The human star taped out because the big hug was killing him, meaning he never got the chance to be swallowed.

[eartrumpet]

[Rebelbase]

I went to college with a Nigerian student who was from a rural village. He told me that a test of manhood there is to go out into the bush, find a python, wiggle one’s foot like a small animal until the python strikes and swallows the leg up to the crotch.

I asked him if he had done this and he said,”no, I’m not crazy.”