For a fantastic vacation, may I recommend my adopted hometown of Toadsuck, Arkansas. Tell ‘em blueunicorn6 sent you and get 5% off at Bob’s Laundromat!
For the unfamiliar, who might be wondering, Toadsuck, AR is a real place.
It's just south of Oil Trough, AR and a bit west of Chigger Ridge.
I can't vouch for Bob's Laundromat...