Old Lady: "You'll dry up and turn into a skinny, decrepit wreck of a man with bad breath, a wrinkled butt, and a lousy love life!" BtD: "Whoa! It's working!"
Old Lady: "Yep. I bought this last year when I was only 35."
57 posted on 12/05/2014 9:34:42 AM PST by Albion Wilde
(It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)