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Didn’t Kryton do this in a Red Dwarf episode?


55 posted on 12/03/2014 5:11:04 PM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; ...
Didn’t Kryton do this in a Red Dwarf episode?

Yup.

KOCHANSKI Well, thanks to Kill Crazy, that was the least enjoyable suicide mission I've ever been on.
KILL CRAZY I was standing there, right, and right in fron of me was this weird sort of mutant thing, with, like, two heads and all these tenticles. Yeah; it took one look at me and then ran off! Why d'you think it done that?
KRYTEN You don't know what it's like, being classified as a woman, sir. The humiliation.
LISTER I know, I know.
KRYTEN I mean, why should I - a Series 4000 mechanoid - have to endure the turgid monotony of showering with the girls? Three times a week! Tell me that!
LISTER It's not fair, I know! It's just that - You shower with the girls?
KRYTEN Oh! It's so hideously dull I can't describe it, as they stand around soaping themselves. Their bodies all wet and foamy. Can you imagine it? Oh my goodness, we've been frozen in time again! Hello? Extraordinary! It must be a warp in the time-space continuum! How curious it isn't affecting me...
RIMMER We're not frozen in time, Krytie - we were just thinking about what you were saying...
HOLLY It's time like this that make me thankful I'm just a head.
KILL CRAZY Oi, droid-boy, oi; next time you're in the showers, why don't you - y'know - smuggle in a camera and film 'em, eh? Yeah, that'd be brilliant! Oi, I haven't seeen a naked woman since... well, ever. Yeah, I'd pay you... wha'd'ya say?
RIMMER No, I forbid it!
LISTER Yeah, me - What?
RIMMER It's voyeuristic, exploitative, and immature.
HOLLY All right, who are you? And what have you done with *our* Rimmer?
RIMMER Gentlemen, allow me to clairify my position. Morally speaking, using a hidden camera in the women's showers, taking shots of them sudding themselves with mounds of foam, without their permission, morally speaking - I'm speaking morally, here - I'm all in favour! However, Listy has been invited to appeal and a scam like this could ruin it.
CAT Appeal?
LISTER Yeah, I'm appealing.
HOLLY That's a minority view.
RIMMER Look, if he's successful, we can all be successful. We've just got to be model prisoners.
KILL CRAZY Screw his appeal! I wanna see skin!
CAT Yeah! Wha'd'ya say, bird-tray head?
KRYTEN Are you asking me to betray the people I live with? To ignore their humanity and reduce them to mindless sex objects, merely there for your moronic titilation?
CAT Yes, please!

81 posted on 12/03/2014 6:32:44 PM PST by null and void (The better I know obama, the less I fear a president Biden.)
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