Still on a binge from the football family feud, but:
Bender's Cowpokes over Impy's impotent Bearlies
The Texans over the Jagworsts
The Aint's over the Punters
The Lambs over the Redspuds
The Midgets over the Tighthens
The Vicekings over the Cessnas
Local Yokel's Loins over the Pirates
The Folds over the Manziels
The Bungles over the Stools
The Tunas over the Pigeons
Bender's old Texans over Impy's old Buzzards
The Mules over the Beefaloes
The Fluffy Niners all over Seven's Traitors
The Iggles over the Seasnails
The Patriots over the Charredburgers
Und
The Packers over the Dirty Birds
:: Local Yokel’s Loins over the Pirates ::
I like it when you talk dirty.
My Loins are strong and virile.
Wait...am I on the right thread? (Dang porn cookies always get me turned around...)
Seriously, I am looking forward to “Sunday Last”, 28DEC2014. Tho, I don’t expect the Bears to just roll-over for the Loins on 21DEC2014.
Buckin’Ears and VyQueens in successive weeks are nice but...can anyone here think of a better 1-2 punch in the close of the season for these NFL-legacy teams? In Chicago and in Green Bay hunting for playoff spot? Black&Blue Division comes alive!
Bender, I’d prefer that DeToilet wins the division outright but, ultimately (and given the way Rodgers is playing...) sadly I’ll predict that my Loins&Chops will have the better overall record to tumble the ‘Boys from the playoffs.
This week, my Loins may rest on their laurels (OUCH, them things is pointy!) and give up some points then ultimately, “crawling out from under the bucking hat”, to post a dubya. Spread? 10 points.
After me being wrong twice within 4 days over the Turkey weekend, I’m thinking this is a lock. I’ll go so far as committing to a contrib to FR (with attribution to the Bender2 thread!) iffin the Bucc’s win (heck, I’ll send $5 to JR if my Loins win).
Y’all stay clean, neat and prophylactic.