How to Remove Your Mustache

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/mustache.html ^

[jaydee770]

[piroque]

The wife would kill me if I shaved it off she loves it

[Jeff Chandler]

My husband has had a mustache ever since I’ve known him. He shaved it off last summer and I hardly recognized him; he did look 20 years younger, good for him. However, I couldn’t stand to kiss him. There was nothing to it, like kissing a baby’s butt. He grew it back asap.

I had the exact same experience with Mrs. Chandler. (I shaved my beard; she doesn't have one.)

[Jeff Chandler]

These work fine:

[Marie]

Mine, too! My husband is handsome either way, but he’s not mine without the fuzz. I do not want to kiss another woman. I want my bear!

[Marie]

“The rest of em I pound in with a hammer and bite em off on the inside.”

lol!

[Ransomed]

“The only proper way to remove a mustache is the way a real man does it.”

My favoured method is to forget to put the trimming attachment on the damn clippers. So one side becomes a sad victim of involuntary moustache slaughter. The other side then has to be put down out of mercy, unless you are brave enough to rock the Hitler. It works best when you are running late around 4:00 am. You can tell it has been effective when you get comments like ‘did you break your jaw’ and ‘are you trying to beat a police line up.’

Freegards

[NorthstarMom]

My husband shaved off his mustache and beard for a play a few years ago. I couldn’t kiss him! It was like kissing his brother-so weird!

[Bigg Red]

Now, that man is a hottie, and his beard and ‘stache are just great. In this woman’s opinion, a man should not grow a mustache or a beard if it is not a good one. Wolf Blitzer is a perfect example of an awful beard. And long smelly beards are just gross.

[AppyPappy]

I shaved mine when one of my frat bros referred to it as a “Womb Broom”.

[Scrambler Bob]

But a ‘real’ woman does.

[GraceG]

SHAVE off a mustache.... I thought he only way to remove it manly was to use a pair of rusty pliers to grab a plier jaw full of ‘stache hair at a time and just yank it out....

Or was I thinking what would be the most PAINFUL way of getting rid of a mustache...

I wouldn’t know as I never had one, now my one aunt, she had one that would double for Caesar romero’s ‘stache.....

Luckily, she was not genetically related to the family and only married into it....

[Daffynition]

Ever wonder how many m/billions of used blades are in the walls of older homes? ;D

[driftdiver]

A real woman needs a mustache?

[nascarnation]

Wow had forgotten those...my parents house had similar “slot”

[Daffynition]

[GraceG]

That’s one funny Iraqi.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ0-OtVpF0wOKEqT2Z1HEtA

Huis name seems more indian that iraqi....

[cripplecreek]

Says he got his electrical engineering degree in Iran.

[Scrambler Bob]

Like hillary and mooschelle

[Daffynition]

LOL.....I don't think ours was ever used.....dad used a straight edge.