Well John, you’re an incredibly witty fellow, but if you don’t take the Bible literally, at some point soon you will find out that the joke’s on you.
Never found Monty Python very funny.
Pray America is waking
The literal Bible has been rewritten a couple hundred times before the Catholics got ahold of it, and they probably rewrote various portions, and what you get is the left-over portion of the 1600s that the British decided to rewrite yet again. It may not burn out one’s enthusiasm but it causes you to be a little skeptic on phrases and just what got left in, and what got left out.