[dfwgator]

If it were me, I’d bring a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

[Morgana]

Oh I know you FReepers, you’d get creative. Dude would have been impaled on the side of the road, and that if he was lucky.

[Farmer Dean]

I’d just put the dogs on him.

[NonValueAdded]

And help him discover what his nuts taste like.

[Pox]

An Ice pick and a pair of wire cutters along with a sharp knife would provide weeks of “retribution”, and in such a case, I would not hesitate to “extract” the appropriate level of “forgiveness”.

[editor-surveyor]

Opportunities to practice your emergency surgery techniques are so rare, and shouldn’t be passed up.
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[henkster]

I would write him a really strongly worded warning letter.

-Barack 0bama

[tophat9000]

Nope..

Industrial strength curling iron, lubed up with KY and used as an anal probe ..right up against the prostate gland

Then just plug it in and let it slowly heat up.. slow cooked him from the inside out

[dljordan]

“If it were me, I’d bring a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.”

You don’t need the pliers.

[BCW]

Human centipede with the other pedo-bears!’

Sad thing is....this is occurring in every state and children not even able to speak up and tell due to apprehension of violence that could be exacted on them or other family members...