To: george76
Rushed by a 300 lb. UNARMED bear.
13 posted on
11/26/2014 10:10:44 AM PST by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: CrazyIvan
His nickname was “Gentle Giant”.
15 posted on
11/26/2014 10:12:00 AM PST by
wrench
(Ebola is not a threat to the US. 0bama says so, and he would never lie..........)
To: CrazyIvan
He hadn’t heard about the right to keep and arm bears.
16 posted on
11/26/2014 10:13:41 AM PST by
TurboZamboni
(Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
To: CrazyIvan
Not only was the bear unarmed, but it was a gentle giant.
23 posted on
11/26/2014 10:21:25 AM PST by
Obadiah
(I'm supporting Martha Coakley for the Democratic nomination in 2016.)
To: CrazyIvan
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did the bear have his "head down" when he rushed the (now dead) "bear watcher" ?
and watch your "attitude", cracker !
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To: CrazyIvan
Did the bear have his hands up and his pants down?
50 posted on
11/26/2014 10:59:57 AM PST by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: CrazyIvan
It was a black bear, so when is Al Sharpton showing up there to sue the dead guys estate for making the bear kill him.
61 posted on
11/26/2014 11:28:20 AM PST by
TonyM
To: CrazyIvan
lol
And the bear only had an 80 lb weight advantage over the photographer....
86 posted on
11/26/2014 3:03:39 PM PST by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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