1 posted on
11/21/2014 2:15:44 PM PST by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Every passenger gets a set of nose plugs with each ticket?
2 posted on
11/21/2014 2:18:31 PM PST by
BigEdLB
(Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
To: BenLurkin
3 posted on
11/21/2014 2:20:19 PM PST by
PROCON
(Always give 100%...unless you're donating blood.)
To: BenLurkin
They need these in DC. The supply of fuel appears to be inexhaustible.
4 posted on
11/21/2014 2:20:23 PM PST by
DesertRhino
(I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
To: BenLurkin
Can you imagine riding behind the poo bus? Talk about a road clearer!
5 posted on
11/21/2014 2:21:22 PM PST by
teletech
(Say NO to RINOS!)
To: BenLurkin
When it hits the brakes, it gives new meaning to the term “skid mark”.
6 posted on
11/21/2014 2:23:36 PM PST by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: Slings and Arrows
7 posted on
11/21/2014 2:24:21 PM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: BenLurkin
Metamucil and Dulcolax will buy ad space on the bus.
8 posted on
11/21/2014 2:25:51 PM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: BenLurkin
Powered by Beef-a-rino.
10 posted on
11/21/2014 2:29:12 PM PST by
Moonman62
(The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
To: BenLurkin
11 posted on
11/21/2014 2:45:57 PM PST by
molson209
(Blank)
To: BenLurkin
The jokes are writing themselves as we speak.
12 posted on
11/21/2014 2:56:04 PM PST by
elcid1970
("I am a radicalized infidel.")
To: BenLurkin
This may really work. I wouldn’t be so quick to make jokes and poo poo the idea.
13 posted on
11/21/2014 3:00:34 PM PST by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: BenLurkin
Can’t imagine why I chuckled upon learning “Bath Bus Company” was/is the name of the company using #2’s as fuel.
It also said about 5 people’s waste per year fuels a bus.
Is that an average? Seems to me that a ‘beef eating’, bean using person would provide more ‘power’ than say a ‘Vegan’?
Give new meaning to the “I don’t give a $hiite”... the suppliers can say, “My droppings transport a few hundred people a day around the area”
Guess you could call that ‘giving back to the community’...
AND, giving a Shiite.
14 posted on
11/21/2014 3:16:52 PM PST by
xrmusn
((6/98) Would love to buy BO for what he is worth, then sell him for what he thinks he is worth.)
To: BenLurkin
Gives new meaning to “Thrown under the Bus”
16 posted on
11/21/2014 3:57:56 PM PST by
Scrambler Bob
(/s /s /s /s /s, my replies are "liberally" sprinkled with them behind every word and letter.!)
To: BenLurkin
I think it should be named the “obama bus”.
19 posted on
11/21/2014 4:55:10 PM PST by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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