[CatherineofAragon]

Around here, there was a guy who went into a store and got a ham out of the meat case. He wrapped it in a blanket he’d brought and tried to make it out of the store with the ham in his arms, holding a baby bottle to its “mouth.” He didn’t make it.

[Charles Martel]

Life imitates art. There was an episode of I Love Lucy where a large hunk of cheese was brought aboard an airplane (to get around luggage weight issues) using that ploy. Didn't work out for Lucy, either.