I...uh...actually know a guy here in IN that did the same thing at McD
Never got the attention of po-po, but it could have, since he was just a tad bit buzzed at the time
Lucky him. I knew a guy here in ND who got a DUI on a bicycle...
I know a guy here in Indiana who was in a car at a McDonald’s drive-up, but he was so hungry (and drunk) that he started eating his order as soon as it was handed to him.
Of course other patrons wanted their orders as well, but he was intent on his meal so the police had to gather him up, and gave him a place to sleep it off.
[No, it wasn’t me.]