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To: Cvengr

More from Henny...

I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he’s Frank and in Chicago he’s Ernest.

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad; but New York City?


228 posted on 11/20/2014 7:57:13 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Good stuff! The man was a master at his craft.


232 posted on 11/20/2014 8:43:47 AM PST by HandyDandy (Don't make-up stuff. It just wastes everybody's time.)
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