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"...good thing he wasn't a lap dog"

1 posted on 11/14/2014 10:41:09 AM PST by Doogle
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To: Doogle

My very first FR posting was similar.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2564160/posts


2 posted on 11/14/2014 10:45:31 AM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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Toes Go Missing As Man Naps

Isn't it obvious? After the Chinese took his kidney in the ice filled bathtub, they remembered they could use a few toes, too.

3 posted on 11/14/2014 10:49:07 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Doogle

“It may have been a Tiger,
There is a lot of it about...”

(Montypython)


4 posted on 11/14/2014 10:49:45 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Barry is counter revolutionary ,Denounce him!)
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To: Doogle

Maybe the dog used “Chop sticks”...


6 posted on 11/14/2014 10:52:20 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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He didn’t feel the pain because he had diabetic nerve damage.

The doggie probably ate them because they smelled funny and tasted sweet.

Unusual.


8 posted on 11/14/2014 10:53:24 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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Check the market, maybe he took his friends this time.


10 posted on 11/14/2014 10:56:40 AM PST by mykroar (Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams)
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To: Doogle

My first thought was diabetic neuropathy, he probably had lost feeling in his toes.


12 posted on 11/14/2014 11:04:54 AM PST by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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Check the local market.

Those piggies went there.

13 posted on 11/14/2014 11:10:56 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Doogle
This little piggie went into the pit bull. This little piggie stayed home.
14 posted on 11/14/2014 11:16:43 AM PST by KarlInOhio (The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
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What do Pit Bulls and Dick Morris have in common?


16 posted on 11/14/2014 11:35:39 AM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Doogle

Look like a recreation of the scene with Bob in TWD.


19 posted on 11/14/2014 12:21:47 PM PST by Patriot Babe
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“Cocaine is a hell of a drug”


20 posted on 11/14/2014 12:31:15 PM PST by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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If you like your toes, you can keep your toes.


21 posted on 11/14/2014 1:09:58 PM PST by bgill (CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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