Take This Political Profile Test:

http://reason.com/blog/2014/11/06/im-a-conservative-anarchist-isolationist ^

[Vinylly]

I'm a Conservative, Libertarian, Isolationist, Nationalist and Fundamentalist. What are you?

[Osage Orange]

You Neanderthal..!!!

[tinyowl]

I’m a bugar pickin’ moron

[grimalkin]

You are a: Conservative Anarchist Total-Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -100%

[Steve_Seattle]

Right-Leaning
Anti-Government
Non-Interventionist
Cosmopolitan
Reactionary

Collectivism -33%
Authoritarianism -17%
Internationalism -33%
Tribalism -33%
Liberalism - 67%

[liberalh8ter]

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: 50%
Liberalism score: -100%

[Steve_Seattle]

A lot of the questions involved unstated biases and unproven assumptions; others simply did not allow for legitimate and crucial qualifications which the “maybe” option did not adequately resolve.

[Steve_Seattle]

It’s interesting that everyone here who has posted their results shows a negative score on the authoritarianism scale, whereas libs are always telling us how authoritarian we are.

[Captainpaintball]

I am a: Conservative Libertarian Non-Interventionist Ultranationalist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -33%
Tribalism score: 83%
Liberalism score: -100%

[PROCON]

You are a: Conservative Anti-Government Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist

And damn proud!

[aomagrat]

You are a: Objectivist Libertarian Isolationist Ultranationalist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: 100%
Liberalism score: -100%

[wyowolf]

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist
Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: 50%
Liberalism score: -100%

[ThePatriotsFlag]

I am a: Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist...... (darn, that’s complicated, I thought I was just a racist.)

[PA Engineer]

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Total-Isolationist Ultranationalist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: 83%
Liberalism score: -83%

[strings6459]

I am an: Objectivist Anarchist Ultranationalist Reactionary

[liberalh8ter]

You're correct. I retook the test and answered as I thought a liberal would. The result is amusing:

You are a: Communist Authoritarian Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Libertine

Collectivism score: 100%

Authoritarianism score: 67%

Internationalism score: 33%

Tribalism score: -100%

Liberalism score: 83%

[Steve_Seattle]

Most of the questions are poorly worded. For example: “A society is judged by how it treats its most vulnerable citizens.” That is an old cliché, and there is some truth to it, but there are other factors by which we might judge a society: political freedoms, crime rates, standard of living, infant mortality rate, and so forth.

[Steve_Seattle]

"You are a: Communist Authoritarian Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Libertine."

That IS amusing.

[caww]

You are a: Conservative Anti-Government Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -33%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -100%

[laplata]

:)

[Steve_Seattle]

"You're correct. I retook the test and answered as I thought a liberal would. The result is amusing:"

I tried the same thing and got similar results. The only difference was that I got World Federalist instead of Interventionist on the internationalism score.