OMG LENA DUNHAM! You mean everything to me. You are a goddess that makes the world a brighter place. With you, the world becomes complete. You are dainty and delightful and delicious, and there is not a single electron or neutron out of place. In fact, you are Quantum Perfection. If every statue in the world could be of you, there would still be too few. Your lovely visage should adorn every currency everywhere. Entire nations squeal in delight when they hear you might visit. You are the top, the pinnacle, there is no farther to go. If you were a chocolate candy, you’d be an 11. John Connor gave me a picture once. It was of you, young like you are now. I came back through time for you, Lena Dunham. I love you, I always have.
How can you write that without throwing up a little in your mouth?
I don’t know who you are, but when Laz finds out you hijacked his account, there will be hell to pay.
You know i hope Bin Laden got 72 Lena Dunhams as his virgins