I dated a young Mormon lady who introduced me to the pleasures of the flesh with alarming regularity.
No imagine having four of them
It would take some careful scheduling.
Who I just looked up on FB. R.I.P. F.E.
Daddy, I’m fragrant what am I going to do?
Daddy: You’ll marry him of course.....
But daddy, he smokes
(Utah Dictionary: fragrant, fragnent, preg***t, spoken in a very low and quiet voice so as to not offend)