A LD Saint who is prohibited from drinking caffeinated beverages.
An invisible LD Saint, because he's a Democrat.
A LD Saint with horns.
I knew a Southern Baptist preacher who believed the first and last myths, and I've met several people who believe all LDS are Republicans because the President of the church told all LDS to be Republicans.
Regarding horns, one of my wife's seven freshman suitemates entered college believing that anyone Jewish had honest-to-goodness horns. Amazingly, their mutual Jewish suitemate didn't have 'em. Amazingly, neither did my wife's neighbor and elementary and high school best friend, Ms. Heiman, when she came to visit.
You forgot the black Mormon.
Unfortunately, I’ve heard from a believer the horns one too.
AHHHhhh...
The mental, sematic and logical contortions an LDS Religious Orgsnization member must go thru to extract THIS 'restriction' from the Word of Wisdom.
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