[Tijeras_Slim]

I’m about $6,800,000 short of being even a saccharin daddy.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

I don’t even qualify as a low fructose daddy.

[Tax-chick]

I’m about $6,800,000 short of being even a saccharin daddy.

You could support a girl who shops at The Salvation Army on half-price day.