Chinatown restaurants raided by FBI agents

abc 7 Chicago ^ | 10-24-2014

[Citizen Zed]

FBI agents are raiding restaurants in Chinatown as "part of an ongoing investigation," according to a bureau media representative. Agents are executing search warrants but have not made any arrests.

The person who answered the phone at popular restaurant Lao Sze Chuan confirms that they are closed because of FBI activity.

[Army Air Corps]

Contraband MSG?

[Utilizer]

Who says? Many of those sort of establishments do indeed employ illegal FOB chinese immigrants since they work for practically no wages and can not complain about the conditions in which they work and live.

Most of the ABC look down upon them as little better than the gutter trash found in any major city.

[skeeter]

Haven't you heard? We don't do inland enforcement anymore.

Hell we don't do border enforcement anymore.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Forget it Jake its Chinatown.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

http://humor.beecy.net/songs/chinesechicken/

[al baby]

I had a Chinese girlfriend after high school when we had sex about hour later i was Horney again

[uglybiker]

They never seem to raid the Mexican restaurants though. Hmmmm?

Look in the kitchen of any Chinese restaurant and you'll find it full of Mexicans.

[skeeter]

well played.

[eyedigress]

Probably due to an over abundance of MSG.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

So, one evening my family ordered Chinese Take-out in our little Cow Town.

We all piled in the car and went to pick up our order - which was substantial, as there were six of us to feed...and we all wanted different things that night.

The guy at the counter gives us our order and says to be VERY careful because, “Number 47 have very heavy bottom.”

Oh. My. Gawd. We still laugh about that to this day! :)

[The_Media_never_lie]

Honorable agents asked not to shoot dog due to possibility of lead poisoning.

[left that other site]

Cooking Kittehs Again?

[bakeneko]

Lots of MahJong gambling in Chinatown.

Somebody is not getting their cut.

[JennysCool]

Somebody is not getting their cut.

Yup. It is Chicago.

[vbmoneyspender]

And theennnn?

[bigbob]

wow, they listened to that tour guides rant!

[Mastador1]

Did they eat and raid, or just raid?

They did both , but an hour later they had to raid again!

[boop]

"Looking for Charlie Trie?"

GMTA! I was actually thinking of Winkle Paw. Wasn't he part of some illegal democratic fundraising stink a couple of years back?

Might have involved Hillary.

[boop]

Ah yes, thanks to the internet. Winkle Paw was involved with donating $200K to Hillary's campaign, despite being a postman who makes $49K per year.

Many things were cooking at that one modest address.

It was clearly a drop site for illegal contributions.

[trebb]

Too much sodium in combo number 5.

Chopsticks were made from bamboo that was designated as reserved for Pandas...