Posted on 10/21/2014 9:51:53 AM PDT by Brother Cracker
A West Yorkshire firm is selling what it claims to be the world's first zombie proof log cabin.
Leeds-based Tiger Log Cabins is offering a 10 year anti-zombie guarantee with its ZFC-1, Zombie Fortification Cabin.
The structure consists of three connected buildings and its featured qualities add up to a personal log fortress.
It comes with reinforced slit windows, walls and doors, a barbed-wire surround, an escape hatch, and a living room with Xbox, TV and sound system.
It also features an arsenal storage unit to secure your anti-zombie weaponry and an upper deck with a full view all around so you can keep an eye out for the oncoming hordes.
There's also a toilet system, garage, kitchen area with microwave and a garden section to start a small produce farm.
The customizable 44ft x 30ft cabin starts at £69,995 for the base model. Installation costs an additional £12,995.
Available extras include security cameras, riot protection outfit, big bear water cannon, flame thrower and search lights.
"Please note - we require medical evidence of the presence of a real zombie should you wish to claim under the 10 year anti zombie guarantee," warn the makers
10 year guarantee, TV...
If most are Zombies there will be no TV and who will you collect the guarantee form?
Horrible idea. Unless they are creosote soaked, what happens when you have to torch a horde with a flood of gasoline? Your fortress burns to the ground with them all over it. and you in it
Sheet metal/steel. Accept no substitute. Underground. With a big 101 on the blast door. Think folks. Ferals...er I mean zombies are serious business.
Humph, no berm. Baaaah.
Looks like a fire trap.
Peculiar building methods for a damp climate. The roof as shown will leak and the foundation wouldn’t work here unless the logs were cypress. If I’m going to be spending money to fort myself up like that, I’d want cementeous siding on the outside because it won’t burn.
Actually I’m surprised that an English company is even doing log structures like that, but after viewing the rest of the site, they view it as a sort of novelty. Party barns and potting sheds for the most part.
I wold say that “The Walking Dead” is a TV show but since so many people voted in 2008 for David Palmer in real life I realized it is pointless.
I cast my vote for walls constructed of 1” thick steel plate sandwiched between two, 1.5’ thick layers of poured in place concrete.
A Democrat party card in the suspect's wallet is pretty conclusive.
Add a 10 year warranty against ATF, FBI, IRS, DHS, ETC., and I’m in...
Hook up generators and you have free electricity.
Sorry bro, all I get is an x.
If I had the fantasy choice, I’d simply bury an aircraft carrier. All you need on one place, sealable compartments and a nuke reactor.
Just being underground saves you a lot of hassle. There was a missile silo websire that had a few old places shown for sale for like a mil each. That is the way to go if you got the cash. Otherwise, you can do a lot with an old mineshaft and a little steel and concrete.
So in other words it’s Democrat proof.
Yes, and a few years back, someone in West Virginia was selling flux capacitors and hover conversions for making your car into a time machine.
Thanks.
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