LOL, Love it!!
My friend said she thought she was in the Soviet Union - she said the call about her “messy yard” was very threatening. Couldn’t believe it, and she hadn’t even moved in yet!
This is in the same area where we get threatening calls from the city that we either “create a firebreak around our home” or the city will do it and bill us for $800 (our home has a LARGE fire break around it!!).