[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

A car was pulled over at 11:11 p.m. Sept. 18 for traveling 84 miles per hour in a 65-mile-per-hour zone.

19 miles over the limit, no license, multiple registrations and fictitious plates?

Well, I mean, who here hasn't done that? :-)

DANG!

[Lazamataz]

I actually HAVE done all this.

While transporting a large amount of crack cocaine.

And some girls I was moving for sex trafficking.

Last night.

Oh, who am I kidding: I'm actually doing it as I post this message.

And my current latitude and longitude are (35.974487 , -85.003738) as I travel on I-40 in a burgandy 2005 Honda Civic, if any police officers are interested.