Wood floats brother.
Posted on 10/17/2014 3:53:40 PM PDT by Citizen Zed
A private moment quickly turned embarrassing for an Italian couple who got stuck to each other while having sex in the Adriatic Sea.
Taking advantage of a relatively deserted beach at Porto San Giorgio on Italy's east coast earlier this week, the pair took their passions to the sea but was reportedly unable to separate due to "suction" caused by the surrounding water, Il Mattino reports.
The duo remained stuck in the water briefly until they were able to summon a woman walking the shore for help. The woman brought them a towel as they struggled out of the water, Italy's The Local reports.
A doctor was called to the scene and the couple was rushed to hospital, where the woman's uterus was dilated to relieve pressure and allow the two to separate.
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“I’m just glad no Freepers were involved.”
A thread like this and no post by Laz!!!
Looking mighty suspicious to me!
Talk about a ‘squeeze’.
WTF! Was he on Cialis? An erection that lasts more than 4 hours requires immediate medical help. Priapism must be treated as soon as possible or lasting damage can happen to your penis, including the ability to have erections
Guess this guy got immediate medical help! :)
Or a big pic of Helen Thomas might have done the trick!
Sounds more like this Italian mistakenly used Super Glue as a lubricant. Ouch.
I thought it was another version of the old joke.
Punch line: ...and a dog ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.
It sure wasn't Mr Limpet.
Must have been hot water as no “shrinkage” was involved.
See my #49 ;-)
In this case nature vacuums a whore.
I would call everyone I know!!
I would think the fear of drowning might induce a little shrinkage.
“When....she....says what the hell, let’s go find a motel, that’s amore,
“When it’s quarter to four and she yells out for more, you’re in love...........
“When her husband walks in, then you’ll know you’re not dreaming, signore,
“When....you’re found dead in bed with a hole in your head, that’s.....amore!
Must have been hot water as no “shrinkage” was involved.
Nah, it just shows one part shrank more than the other part..^:)
That, is a good one.
Wood floats brother.
You’re exaggerating ... as usual. lol
Are the red snapper biting in the Adriatic this time of year?
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